16 October 2008

A bit more James McIntyyre - Hints to cheesemakers in poetry form!

Hints to Cheese Makers

Addressed to Jonathan Wingle, Esq.


All those who quality do prize
Must study color, taste and size
And keep their dishes clean and sweet,
And all things round their factories neat,
For dairymen insist that these
Are all important points in cheese.

Grant has here a famous work
Devoted to the cause of pork.
For dairymen find that it doth pay
To fatten pigs upon the whey,
For there is money raising grease
As well as in the making cheese.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's dreadful

Anonymous said...

What a terrible poem

Anonymous said...

But it's funny

CherryPie said...

Very corny!

jams o donnell said...

Well cheesy!

jmb said...

Well at least it is useful. Maybe?

jams o donnell said...

Haha jmb. Useful for a chuckle which is always good for you!

Susan English Mason said...

OMG. I just went for a stroll down cheese memory lane just for kicks and giggles.